Remember Nyarlathotep loves you
April 17th, 2006
Filed under: Purple Banana's
INSANITY INDEX 7.11
Your score indicates that you are markedly unstable. You likely have difficulty concentrating, occasionally make very bad choices, and are susceptible to dramatic mood swings that can lead to social embarrassment and/or gunplay. Other notable people who scored at this level include hard-drinking author Ernest Hemingway and incredibly wealthy murderer John DuPont.
Erm… ahem… yes well… look a Mi-Go wearing sandals and playing a stylophone rendition of Oklahama…

April 17th, 2006 at 11:42 pm
INSANITY INDEX 5.47
There are levels of human madness which no amount of science can ever elucidate. Only poets, only philosophers, many of whom are themselves mad, can offer any insight about such things. Your score indicates that you are on such a level. We can call you brainsick, but only you can make meaning of that term. We can tell you that others who scored at this level include People’s Temple leader Jim Jones and existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre.
That answers a few things.